This is the most unexpected ad for lube that you will ever watch
I got feels from a ad for lube… that is a sentence I never thought I’d write in my life time… Oh well.
((Based off of this fan art by videntefernandez))
Maybe I won’t do my science homework today.
talking to very republican teenagers is so surreal
It must be strange for you to see teenagers who don’t blindly follow their liberal parents, or their liberal teachers, or the liberal media, or liberal celebrities, or liberal musicians, or liberals on the internet.
reasons you should fuck me:
- my hair is really soft and it’ll feel nice balled up in your fist when you take me from behind
Why don’t girls ever actually talk like this, do you even know how much of a turn on that would be?! Do you?!
i’m a boy
Why would a guy post that ?
have you ever heard of homosexuals
I’d really appreciate a promo right about now
EYYYYYYYYYYYY IF YOU LIKE LES MIS AND FEMINISM HAVE I GOT A GIRL FOR YOU
So I brought up asexuality at our school’s LGBT+ group, and the teacher in charge goes, “Yeah, but that’s less of an orientation and more of a chemical imbalance.”
Let me just restate that this is the teacher who is in charge of the LGBT+ group
MAY I ASK HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO EDUCATE PEOPLE WHEN YOU ARE CASUALLY ERASING US
That and she insists on calling it the GSA and saying ‘we have to focus in the S as much as the G’ and ‘Make sure (straight) people are comfortable’ like EXCUSE YOU WE ARE NOT HERE TO MAKE STRAIGHT PEOPLE COMFORTABLE WE ARE HERE TO MAKE SURE OUR LGBT+ STUDENTS FEEL SAFE AND SECURE IN THIS SCHOOL
GET YOUR REMAINING LIMBS IN THE GAME
MOST OF US ARE IN THIS TOGETHER.
GETCHA HEAD OUT OF THAT TITAN’S MOUTH OH GOD
This girl is insane, I think
> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.
> Her neighbors must hate her.
Fall Out Boy | Alone Together
i don’t know where you’re going but
do you have room for one more
Help comes when the person identifies the change they want and starts to believe it can actually happen. Whether it is overcoming an impossible family situation, making a career or study change, standing up to an oppressor, gaining relief from chronic physical pain, igniting creative inspiration, feeling less alone, or beginning to value their self worth, at the root of suicidal feelings is often powerlessness to change your life – not giving up on life itself.
these are incredible words. I have never been able to articulate this.(via homoarigato)
What men don’t understand is that women are FIERCELY PROTECTIVE of underage girls because we remember when we were young and some adult man made us uncomfortable or manipulated us or was inappropriate with us and we were powerless.
Do you ever just hate someone bc they remind you of yourself
why do people still say “frickle frackle”. you can say the word sex, no one’s gonna take away your juice box and send you to timeout
heck you fricker
thats it, no more fruit punch for meta18
what the fuck
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
When someone accuses you of sending nudes to the President