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A bunless hun
"im not going anywhere. not until you dont want me anymore."
if you don’t want my science then i’ll just take my science elsewhere
And holy crap it was a very tiny sneeze. XD
this is my favorite line from anything ever
Yeah, I might have watched a movie and gotten kind of mad.
This is seriously a trope I’d love to never see again though.
u ever look at pics of ur bf/gf and be like
i did fuckin good
tony issues tablets to all the avengers and thor sighing because this technology’s so fucking old he barely remembers how to use it anymore
really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills
grunkle stan, everyone
New Night Vale ep more like
imagine cecil with a child
cecil is a father
he is swinging that child on a swing or taking the child to the local radio station or telling the child about the dog park or the faceless old woman that secretly lives in your home or to always keep the mirrors covered when daddy is around
University of whatever this is