Done and done.
(Not pictured: “Butt window”, but trust me, it’s there.)
You have no idea how much this cheered me up just now.
I for one, think this is a major improvement. Look how empowered he is! And it’s relevant to the character as someone who is powered by the sun, he’d want to maximize the amount of sunlight he receives, right? It’s not like it makes sense for him to cover himself from chin to toe.
In fact, I think some strappy sandals might be an improvement.
strappy high heeled sandals would increase his height making him closer to the sun. and if wonderwoman can fight in heels it can’t be that hard, right?
get out your VCR’s it’s time to watch The Prince of Egypt. or you can watch it here.
please don’t watch exodus: gods and kings because it’s icky and racist. you deserve better. you deserve the prince of egypt.
It is safe to say that I will not be going to watch the weird gross whitewashing mess that is Exodous…
Famous Last Words:
- Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose. - Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine.
- I can’t sleep. - J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan
- I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. - Humphrey Bogart
- I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct. - Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian
- I live! - Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by his own soldiers.
- Dammit…Don’t you dare ask God to help me. - Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.
- I am perplexed. Satan Get Out. - Aleister Crowley – famous occultist.
- Now why did I do that? - General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813.
- Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’! - James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution
- Bugger Bognor. - King George V whose physician had suggested that he relax at his seaside palace in Bognor Regis.
- It’s stopped. - Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse
- LSD, 100 micrograms I.M. - Aldous Huxley (Author) to his wife. She obliged and he was injected twice before his death.
- You have won, O Galilean. - Emperor Julian, having attempted to reverse the official endorsement of Christianity by the Roman Empire.
- No, you certainly can’t. - John F. Kennedy in reply to Nellie Connally, wife of Governor John Connelly, commenting “You certainly can’t say that the people of Dallas haven’t given you a nice welcome, Mr. President.
- I feel ill. Call the doctors. - Mao Zedong (Chairman of China)
- Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here. - Nostradamus
- Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around! - Carl Panzram, serial killer, shortly before he was executed by hanging.
- Put out the bloody cigarette!! - Saki, to a fellow officer while in a trench during World War One, for fear the smoke would give away their positions. He was then shot by a German sniper who had heard the remark.
- Please don’t let me fall. - Mary Surratt, before being hanged for her part in the conspiracy to assassinate President Lincoln. She was the first woman executed by the United States federal government.
- Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.
No, but you forgot the best one
Either this wallpaper goes, or I do- Oscar Wilde, dying in an unfortunately papered hotel room
Oh my, Voltaire. I laughed at that one, too.
Nostradamus oh my god
A 20 minute short set in the Great Depression, about a man who runs away from one circus to another. This new circus, owned by Mr. Mendez (Eduardo Verástegui) refuses to let the limbless man Will (Nick Vujicic) perform as a freak show artist, but lets him stay with them for as long as he wants to.
The Butterfly Circus is a feel-good short about gaining hope after going through hell, and believing in yourself even if it seems impossible. It also underlines the idea that everything isn’t as it seems to be.
I just love how everyone all thought Rei was gonna be this super cool typical megane kind of character because the PV of him gave us images like this
But then he ended up
he’s just so
but we love you bb never change <3
YEAH THERE ARE A LOT OF CHARACTERS THAT CHANGED EYE COLORS IN SEASON FIVE BUT IS ANYONE EVER GOING TO TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO APH GREECE THOUGH??
LOOK AT THE SEXY. IT’S NOT EVEN AN EYE COLOUR CHANGE, IT’S AN APPEARANCE CHANGE.
scenario: the scouting legion goes outside the walls for a few months on a mission but they have no supplies to cut their hair with (theyre not going to use their swords for HAIRCUTTING, what if titans appear????) so. long hair. wavy hair. yesssss
levi picks up the habit of running his hands thru his hair and scratching absentmindedly when hes irritated
and jean’s hair-dying secret is revealed
Nash Grier compilation of comebacks
"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"
these are the best
but wait there’s more
don’t stop this is great
He’s such an imbecile.
Guess What…? - Couples find fun ways to announce to their friends and family that they are expecting.
I like the player 3 one
LMFAO @ the eviction notice.
Remember how Italy’s voice broke in Episode 48? Well, look again at Hungary and Austria’s reaction.
Then imagine how Spain reacted when Romano’s voice broke.
Three new previews of Gravity Falls aired today! Here is number one!
ive had to deal w this argument before ok listen here
boobs do the oxytocin thing when theyre stimulated yes, nipples are an erogenous zone. Men’s nipples do this too. Now read over those two sentences and let the double standard dawn on you okay? Think about it if both kinds of nips release oxytocin when you do the touch touch on them, why is only one kind of nip considered a sexual nip? sexism that’s why
it’s ridiculous and technically makes a dude’s nipples more inappropriate than a lady’s nipples because boy nipples serve virtually no other purpose than to be stimulated by temperature change or by sexual activity, while girl nipples serve the added purpose of oh you know, feeding babies no big deal
but nah man nah both can be aroused so both nips are sexual or no nips are so make up your mind
you know where else is an erogenous zone?? ears. Are you wearing an ear bra/?? Why the fuck arent you wearing your fucking ear bra you trash put on yoourfucking ear bra youre not allowed to show your fucking ears thats so inappropriate and its makinng me horny its distracting me from my school work youre not following the dresscode wear your fucking ear bra yo ufucking
i also like how carlos does not specialise
he’s just a scientist
his degree is science his field is science