There comes a point in every life...

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

elopm:

"im not going anywhere. not until you dont want me anymore."

elopm:

"im not going anywhere. not until you dont want me anymore."

 - "if no one's going to listen to science"
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itisanairdot:

if you don’t want my science then i’ll just take my science elsewhere

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astrakiseki:

Thank you!

And holy crap it was a very tiny sneeze.  XD

spoopycecil:

this is my favorite line from anything ever

spoopycecil:

this is my favorite line from anything ever

robothugscomic:

New comic!

Yeah, I might have watched a movie and gotten kind of mad.

This is seriously a trope I’d love to never see again though.

jadeita:

u ever look at pics of ur bf/gf and be like

yeah 

i did fuckin good

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

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Translation: donamoeba
Typesetting: pandabaozi

moriartaye:

grunkle stan, everyone

tandemfatum:

New Night Vale ep more like

image

imaginececil:

imagine cecil with a child

cecil is a father

he is swinging that child on a swing or taking the child to the local radio station or telling the child about the dog park or the faceless old woman that secretly lives in your home or to always keep the mirrors covered when daddy is around

spoopycecilos:

University of whatever this is